Bumper stickers were used for the first time back in the 1930s and 40s for promotional and advertisement purposes by different companies. Soon, people realized they could be used for other purposes too. And today, bumper stickers are available in all kinds; commercial, religious, and of course comical.
Here is a collection of the wittiest and funniest bumper stickers out there, available for your entertainment in case you get stuck in a traffic jam or just happen to be passing by.
Texting while driving; we all have either seen someone doing it or are guilty ourselves. Even if we are willing to hide our mistakes, let’s be real it is quite annoying seeing someone using their phone when they are driving. This sticker is capable of perfectly catching attention, especially when you cut in front of them because of their awful driving. And this sticker gets the award for expressing all of our opinions accurately!
This right here is some genius comedy! The wrestler stickers take perfect advantage of the wiper on the windshield of the car. The guy is ready for the best elbow slam every time it rains a little. Can’t help but feel bad for the green wrestler who can do nothing but wait for it, or maybe pray for a clear sky.
Now, this is the best kind of comical bumper sticker. Witty, funny and spreading the correct message at the same time. And whether or not you believe in alien life, this is still a message you can get behind. Or maybe just laugh while you’re grumpy and stuck in the worst traffic jam!
Not An Artist
Some bumper stickers serve funny with a hint of painful truth on the side. Everyone can’t be an artist right? Or at least they should judge themselves on different parameters other than “no one understands me”. Maybe someone just needed to read this to get this thought process started. So in reality, this sticker is quite thoughtful despite being a little painful to read.
Okay, so this one has a bit of, what we call, dark humor. And that is the best kind if you have the sense of taking it as a joke of course! This one in particular triggers a lot of questions for sure. But the question remains if he was ever pulled over by the cops for this and strip-searched or not!
Why So Serious?
This one is sending out major Joker vibes for sure. “I don’t suffer from Insanity…I enjoy every minute of it!” Okay, sir, we appreciate your sense of humor! This is one of those stickers, which when you pass by and happen to read, it is bound to put a smile on your face.
Speaking of Joker, we can’t forget Batman. This bumper sticker might offend all the Batman fans out there. From a batmobile to an Aveo? Did recession hit Batman too? Or maybe this vehicle is registered with Uber. After all, even superheroes need to make a living. And let’s be honest, it might be fun to have Batman drop you off at work.
Who Runs The World?
No denying this one! Witty and honest at the same time, this sticker belongs to the #truth category. This woman wins at life for sure because every man following her car will either chuckle or roll their eyes. In either case, they have read the facts and her job is done.
And the most creative bumper sign award goes to this gentleman right here. For those looking for context, this sign says Coexist, which was originally a take on different religions existing together at the same time with peace. What an interesting twist, right? Bringing together the Marvel and DC superheroes together with one sign.
Morbid yet hilarious. This bumper sticker gives you quite a visual, doesn’t it? Don’t know about ketchup though, because that is more of a personal preference but yeah if dragons could utilize their firey breath for a barbeque I’m sure it will be a crunchy meal. So if you don’t want to end up being someone’s dinner, better keep your distance from this vehicle.
The classic stick figure bumper sticker. Now this one, in particular, is quite an advertisement. It sends out a positive message too, the guy is not bitter about the divorce and probably good with kids since they are still in the picture. But at the same time, he probably removed the original female stick figure from the car… so yeah maybe he is a little bitter. Either way, message received!
Talk about being self-deprecating. Nobody compliments a Prius. For a guy who owns a Prius to put it on his Prius! But aren’t those people blessed who can laugh at themselves? This one is bound to earn a chuckle from the passersby for sure.
This is what we call parenting done right! The owner is not only a Potterhead but they will raise their kids with decent priorities i.e. reading Harry Potter. This sticker also acts as a radar to attract nearby Potterheads, which makes it easier to differentiate them from the muggles. A win-win situation really.
You Shall Not Pass
Speaking of fandoms, we cannot forget Lord Of The Rings. The iconic Gandalf scene is used perfectly here in this sticker. For all those honking morons driving behind you, this sends out the ideal message. And for those who don’t get the reference, you have one more reason to not let them pass!
This one is a classic stereotype and clever use of a bumper sticker. Associating a minibus with hippies. And let’s be honest if you are driving around a vehicle like that, you could own up to it instead of blaming it on the hippies. Plus if you had the strength to beat up five hippies, you could drive something tougher than a minibus right?
Funny for those you can take a joke, offensive to those who can’t. This is one of those classic dad jokes that your father bursts out laughing at and your mother just rolls her eyes trying not to get mad. This is the perfect answer to all those impatient drivers who can’t stop honking in a traffic jam.
This one is a lesson for all of us who are busy getting our car fixed and shiny. This gentleman here made the perfect use out of some unfortunate occurrences. He made the bumps and scratches of his car into battle scars which looks and sounds so much cooler honestly.
This one will be relatable to all those who might be stuck or may carry the experience of being in a relationship with a gold digger. As far as the stereotype of married men goes, this is not entirely true. If his wife is with him in the car, then there is cash in the car. It might not be on him but it is definitely with him.
Cat owners can relate to this one. They know how demanding cats can be as pets. Especially when its time for food. This bumper sticker is not really on the bumper but still really funny. Hungry for fuel, aren’t we? Chances are the owner is a cat mom/dad because they get it.
Support For Voldemort
Nothing will get a brick through your windshield faster than putting a political bumper sticker on your car. Political bumper stickers are risky in all cases, except this one. Not only is this witty and funny but it is also easy to take as a joke by most people, which is not the case for other political bumper stickers.
I Won’t Help You
This one serves two purposes at once. Firstly, if you own a pickup truck you would be familiar with it. People keep asking you to help them move stuff. So it sends out an answer before they even ask. Secondly, you can drive around in a pickup truck at your own insurance without fulfilling people’s expectations of towing things.
Now, this right here is what we call an enigma. The owner probably thought they are being clever by putting this on their car. Except this is just plain ironical, which we get why would be considered funny. But honestly, this one is kind of subjective to who finds it amusing.
Baby On Board
Now this sticker has altered the classic baby on board sticker in the best way possible. While it’s true that people need to be careful when there is a baby in a car, people should be equally careful with adults too. After all, their lives matter too. And since they were also babies once, hence adults become, former babies!
This one can have multiple meanings. But one thing that is for sure is that this is another one of those dark humor bumper stickers. Keep your friends close, enemies closer. So maybe snuggling with your demons is what you can do when you get tired of fighting them.
Lack of context, am I right? What vehicle is this that comes with such warnings? And does this vehicle usually involve death on an everyday basis? Either way, message sent out loud and clear; if you want to live, stay clear of this vehicle at all times no matter what. And that image is what makes this more hilarious than it needs to be.
Don’t Hit Me
This one stands out in particular because of its brutal honesty. Most of us have been there except we never dared to admit it or in this case, display it for the world to see. And it is not certain if the owner’s honesty or relatability might connect with the next person and make him extra cautious. You know what they say, honesty is the best (insurance) policy.
Okay, Mr. Obvious. This bland statement just makes it for one of those suppressed smiles or waves of laughter once it catches your eyes. The owner might have just put it on for the sake of putting one or to stand out from the crowd of funny bumper stickers. Well, mission accomplished sir.
One of the wittiest bumper stickers for sure. We were taught in school, right? That one little pine tree branch is sufficient to offset the carbon emissions from a regular vehicle. This duo of sticker plus prop is perfect to make anyone’s bad day turn around.
If bumper stickers had hashtags, this one will be #gotcha! This is one of those cases, when you read it you don’t even realize you’re doing exactly as it says until you finish reading it. Simple yet amusing.
A Better World
Why did the chicken cross the road? This one, in particular, is just one of those brilliantly funny ones that manage to make you laugh out loud. The pun on the classic joke is comical in every sense! Sorry to disappoint you sir but it is highly unlikely humans will ever stop questioning the chicken’s motives to cross the road.
Drink And Derive
Ah, a math whiz! This clever sticker took out two aspects and sent one strong message. It is an obvious wordplay, yet makes total sense even now. No drinking and driving, plus no drinking and deriving. Calculus does not mix with alcohol, neither does driving any vehicle.
We have a savage driver here. The one who is not easily impressed. The sarcasm is on point and facts remain the same, the statement is not technically incorrect. Most people can and do read so, after all, it is not that impressive if you can read the sticker.
Leave Me Alone
Imagine being stuck in a long queue of cars for ages because a car is driving too slow, only to get right behind them and see this sticker. You get only two choices, either you laugh at it or you apologize for your excessive honking. Because it is impossible to be mad at an old person with a sense of humor!
Here we have another one of those political bumper stickers. But this one is quite funny. “Any Functioning Adult 2020” is finally a political campaign everyone in America can get behind. Most of us just want a fully functional adult in the house, however, there will always be people who are not satisfied with the President’s actions. Regardless, a funny one for sure.
This bumper sticker has a different take on the classic stick figure family stickers. Usually, people put out a stick figure family that represents their own. It includes a husband, a wife, kids and sometimes even pets. But this couple over here have their priorities sorted. It is husband, wife, and loads of money which would have been otherwise wasted on planning kids and their future.
This bumper sticker gives the feeling of a custom made sticker. The driver probably had a similar experience. And even if he hasn’t, he is bound to because he is going 50 at a 35-speed limit. Let’s just hope the cops who pull him over, see this and have a laugh before wrecking his day.
Safe to say it is better and easier for you to maintain your distance from this vehicle. At least the driver is decent enough to send out the warning. So just follow the sign and avoid getting things thrown at you.
If you think you have bad luck, just take a look at this gentleman’s sticker. He spelled it out for us, quite literally. Some stickers are funny because of their hidden meanings, but this one is quite the opposite. It is funny in the most obvious way.
Nothing says ‘I work at a McDonalds’ better than this sticker. Well, either that or they can judge the guy by his choice of vehicle. Since that remains a mystery in this picture, we are going to go by the former logic. They say it is never too late to turn your life around but at least he is embracing it!
Well, that’s one way to put it. The classic stick figure family has to be one of the most used bumper stickers. So this gentleman here has expressed the feelings of everyone tired of seeing those stickers everywhere. Sending a zombie behind the family, that’s one way to send out a message!